Friday, March 29, 2013

Anatomy: BREASTS!

Breasts. Boobs, titties, tatas, melons, hooters, cans, jumblies, yabbos, balloons, fun bags, dirty pillows, sweater beasts, knockers. The Girls. The Twins. Thelma and Louise.



Whatever you call them, boobs are pretty great.  They're soft yet firm, bouncy, jiggly, and under a certain set of conditions, can produce fuel for periphery micro-humans.

So, let's start off by talking about development, anatomy, and function.  Human breasts are unique in that they are the only organ not present at birth - they develop instead during puberty, in response to rising levels of estrogen which direct fat deposits to the breasts and cause the milk ducts to grow.  This is also the stage in which the nipple and areola (the dark area of skin around the nipple) enlarge. After menstruation begins, the breasts enter a second stage of development in response to progesterone, which results in maturation of the milk glands (or lobules). The breast doesn't grow as much during this second stage as in the first, but is important later to make lactation possible.

Image courtesy of dentalarticles.com

1. Chest Wall, which separates the chest cavity (containing all the important organs) from the muscle layer above it.

2. Pectoral muscle aka "pecs." This thick, fan shaped muscle makes up the bulk of the chest muscle in males and sits right under the breast in females.

3. Lobules are hollow cavities which are lined with milk-secreting cells.  Each lobule has a duct which connects to the opening in the nipple. 

4. Nipple, the opening through which breast milk is delivered.

5. Areola, the circular area of colored skin surrounding the nipple.

6. Lactiferous ducts carry milk from the lobules to the nipple.

7. Fatty tissue that develops during puberty.

8. Skin layer which keeps all this awesome machinery from showing through.

The primary function of the breasts, as you can probably figure from the diagram above, is to produce milk for infants.  Human beings are mammals, a name which derives from the mammary gland - another name for all the milk-producing lobules present in the breast tissue.

The secondary function of the breasts it to be fabulous and sexy.

Oh River, you sexy thing.

But seriously.  Research suggests that women with larger breasts were viewed as more fertile and more capable of providing enough milk to produce healthy, strong offspring.  Additionally, the large deposits of fatty tissue in the breasts were essential for helping the human fetus develop its awesomely powerful brain.  So your boobs put the FUN in FUNCTIONAL.

Now, if the only breasts you've ever seen have been in movies, porn, and textbooks, you probably think there is only one type of "normal" breast - perky, round, sits high up on the chest, with pretty pink nipples and areolas about the size of a quarter.

NOPE.

Boobs come in a variety of shapes and sizes, and nipples and areolas can be any color from pink to purple to brown to black, and areolas can be so tiny they're invisible or they can cover the majority of the breast.  One breast may be bigger than the other, or they may sit low on the chest wall or hang down.  Nipples can be large and erect or small and flat. And y'know what? THESE ARE ALL NORMAL.

You may have been told by others, or have told yourself, that your boobs are weird or ugly or unattractive.  But they're not.  They're boobs, and they vary in shape and size and coloration the same as any other body part. Breasts change in size and shape through your lifetime, varying with changes in weight, hormones levels, your menstrual cycle, and of course if you choose to get pregnant and/or breastfeed.

The following images are from a wonderful website called the Normal Breast Gallery and show just a small sample of the variations in normal, healthy, beautiful breasts out there.  If you feel self-conscious about your breasts, I strongly encourage you to browse through that gallery and pay attention the enormous variety of forms out there and read the stories of other women and their struggles with body acceptance.




I truly believe that there is no such thing as an ugly boob. Of course, if your breasts are large enough that they cause you pain or discomfort, in which case you may which to speak to your doctor about breast reduction surgery.  The self esteem of many women is intricately tied to their bodies, and breasts play a large role in this, so I feel it's very important to work on appreciating your breasts no matter their size, color, or shape.  If you find that you cannot feel sexy or confident or feminine with your current breasts, there are many options for breast augmentation (enlargement, reshaping, etc) that you can discuss with your doctor. If you have a partner or a friend that says negative things about your breasts (or any part of your body), they probably don't deserve the privilege of seeing them. There is really only one thing your or anyone else should ever say to your breasts: 

Watch this until you believe it.
Seriously.




Next week: external genital anatomy including the mons pubis, pubic hair, and labia.  The clitoris and hymen will have their own posts. 

Friday, March 22, 2013

Welcome to Your Vagina

It's been a while since I originally proposed this idea on reddit, but at last, here is the Vagina Owner's Manual. "Well that's nice," I hear you ask, dear reader, "but what exactly is the VOM?"  Think of it as a comprehensive resource for all things relating to the female experience.  If you have a vagina, want a vagina, or just appreciate vaginas, this blog should have something for you. Basically: it's a sex-positive, female-positive, body-positive resource for reliable information on female anatomy, sexuality, and experience geared towards education and awareness. Upcoming posts will cover:


  • Female anatomy
  • Myths and misinformation regarding sex and the female body
  • STD and pregnancy prevention
  • Care and maintenance of your lady parts (dos and don'ts, good gyno info, etc)
  • All the glories of the menstrual cycle (and how to make them suck less)
  • Becoming more comfortable with your body (including masturbation, because it's awesome)
  • Trouble-shooting (common issues and why it's probably not cancer!)
  • CONSENT
  • Rape culture and slut shaming
And that's just what I've got scribbled in my sketchbook right now (minus a lot of the subcategories and less-than-helpful arrows I  threw in there in an attempt at organization). 

Seriously, look at this thing.

Please feel free to leave questions, comments, concerns, additional topics, and warm fuzzies in the comments for any post; I will do my best to read all of them, even if I don't post a reply, and I'd love to hear what else you would like to get out of the VOM.

I spent a lot of time trying to figure out a good format for what is sure to be a pretty massive undertaking, and ultimately decided that a blog was the best form of delivery - flexible, easy to cross-reference, and more accessible and discreet than a printed copy.  Plus, I'll be able to break it down into smaller, easy-to-manage posts which will be put up at regular intervals, making the endeavor seem a lot less daunting.

Planned posts will happen every Friday, with many of those bullet points above spanning several weeks' worth of posts.  I may occasionally post non-Friday updates about things that catch my attention - responses to questions and comments, useful videos and articles, rants, all that good stuff.

(There will also sometimes be .gifs, many of them Doctor Who-related, and most of those will be David Tennant rather than Matt Smith. I make no apologies for this.)

I'm not gonna lie, I have kind of a filthy mouth.  So there will be swearing and adult language on this blog sometimes.  But there are also going to be detailed images of female anatomy and frank discussion about sex, rape, consent, abortion, STDs, and other mature content.  If you feel that you're grown up enough to look at comparative images of different labia, you're grown up enough to handle the occasional f-bomb.

I hope you're all as excited for this as I am! Next week we'll be starting our anatomy section by looking at BOOBS, because they're wonderful.